Cannot make it lar, brother!

hi
good evening :)
hello
u workin tmr?
yes :)
i see
what u work as?
sales exec... with alfa romeo :)
that's gd
hw old is your alfa romeo?
new one?
well jus started working there... dun own one yet, urself?
orh u mean u work as alfa romeo sales exec?
i see
hahah yes! wat did u think? Haha
where is the show room?
I thinking of gg for test drive
the showroom is at teban
my getz is just 3 mths old
getz is a nice car...
how u like it so far?
hw's the FC for alfa?
abt 10-12
not many ppl buy alfa in sgp
top 2 is still toyota and hyundai
erm actually it's toyota n nissan, hyundai is 3rd or 4th i tink
nissan lost market liao
their sunny is poor in FC
only 10
or 11 the most
haha wah u noe a lot hor
aiyo many frens discuss
anyway alfa is more for the richer ones
so wont buy it also
:)
next car should be toyota
cos me family man hoho
haha ok
maybe I gg to performance motors to take a look and test drive
havent driven BMW yet
uh-huh
go there drive 1 round
once in a lifetime
haha
well no harm la...
next time I go and visit u
sure
to test the alfa romeo ok?
hw much is it?
a 147 1.6 manual is gng for 78,800
i see
but drives completely diff from korean n japs
quite ex
well power n handling and safety... i like it
hw much is impreza?
hehe not so sure, u can check the newspapers, think they had an ad
ok
thot you should know
cos customers will compare and ask u
anyway car SE is a gd line
many doing very well
:) so what do u do for a living
me poor thing
work as engineer

I had this conversationa few days ago. mind u it's a first conversation i had with this guy, someone who got my MSN contact over some online forum. i'm open to making friends la... but i thought people wud know how to b polite during a first conversation.

why wud u ask a alfa SE how much an impreza TS cost? why the freaking heavens wud i answer that question even if i had the answer to that? and why the heck wud u tell an SE u wanna go to this other marque showroom to test-drive their competitors' car? i dunno, it jus dun make sense why he says the things he says...

if all single guys out there r of this calibre, let me say a prayer to ask God to take me to heaven now